Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"