Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast