Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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Why did the DJ get fired as a waiter?

Because he'd drop everything

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.