How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you call a man that brews beer?

A Hebrew.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican say was his favourite country?

yea-mon

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means