How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-e-ville or Loo-is-ville?

I pronounce it Frankfort.

What are Mario's overalls made of?

denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What did the Jamaican Priest say to the Baker's rolls?

You a cinnamon.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.