How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does a beer say when it's cold?

Buuuurrrrrr!!!

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

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