How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.