How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why should you always take at least two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you take only one he will drink all your beer.

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's a British student's favourite drink?

M.I.Tea

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.