How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

British Jokes More British Jokes

How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why don't British people pronounce their T's?

Because they're all in the Boston harbor."

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