How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.