How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What's the proper way to pronounce Mormon?

The second m is silent.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

British People Jokes More British People Jokes

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.