What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.