What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What does British toilet paper and John Wayne have in common?

It's rough, and tough, and doesn't take any crap.