What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg?

A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet )

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"