What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

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Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

What does a british man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving