What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What do the British say when they're flirting?

U wan'a m8?