What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

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What is a British Scholar's favorite store?

Finks

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.