What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

A: Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!