How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It will change when the fire nation attacks

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.