What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

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Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.