What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!