What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

How do you find the Pun Bar?

You just walk into it

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How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Where should I put this horse?

When she tells you, say no

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Metal Head Jokes More Metal Head Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!