What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man walking down the street?

A pedestrian.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Metal Head Jokes More Metal Head Jokes

How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.