What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

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What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

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How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Darkness foreverrrr!

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.