He Freudian slipped.
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Slip not.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
They keep slipping off.
when it slips out.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
It slipped a disk.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A slipped disk.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Slip and slide around.
A bananosecond
Sheer habit.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
How slime flies!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Meowch!"
Two days seems like a long time.
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
A condescending con descending.
Because you turn 360 and walk away!!
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
He made a Freudian slip
Knock on the door
cuz she couldn't find the door handle
A pizza can feed a family.
Just order them without liver."
Grounds for termination.
Because that would be "grounds" for termination!
The French Press Secretary!
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
