He Freudian slipped.
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Slip not.
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.
They keep slipping off.
when it slips out.
There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
It slipped a disk.
A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.
They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.
the beans keep slipping through the grill.
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He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
A slipped disk.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
Slip and slide around.
A bananosecond
Sheer habit.
He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
How slime flies!
Because it saw the pillow slip.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A: He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey
Meowch!"
Two days seems like a long time.
Not everyone gets them
That's unsanitary.
Time to get a new watchdog.
Because she will "Let It Go.
He made a Freudian slip
A Freudian Slip.
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
His mom.
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
You're fine how am I "
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.