What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog?

Gin and sonic.