Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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I Juan to break free"

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Get off me, homes"

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

Peter Grill