Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why can't Chinese Barbecue?

A: Because the rice falls through the grill

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What are the four fastest hands in the world?

when it slips out.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

Barbeque Jokes More Barbeque Jokes

Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo