How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

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What's infinity minus one?

A sideways seven.

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.