The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
Because seven times seven was odd
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Dr Spook.
Boo-gers
Bruce Banner
An aard ark!
It Varys.
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
Bob Marley and The Whalers!