What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Turn signals

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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A meowtain

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

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What did Bruce Banner have?

HULK'S MASH!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle