What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called?

A singer

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas?

I can see!

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.