What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.