What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.