What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Lump Jokes More Lump Jokes

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Carbon Dating Jokes More Carbon Dating Jokes

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.