What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

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How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

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What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.