What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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What do you call a lump of cats?

A meowtain

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.