What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Carbon Dating Jokes More Carbon Dating Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.