What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What happens when almonds die?

Diamond