What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.