What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

Previous Random Joke Next

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Carbon Jokes More Carbon Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.