What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.