What do you call two diamonds in a healthy relationship?

Carbon dating

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve?

Social Security.

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.