How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head?

Doug

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.