How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.