How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.