How does a man keep his youth?

A: By giving her money furs and diamonds.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Youth Jokes More Youth Jokes

What do all rioters have in common?

Youth

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

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What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.