What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.