What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

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Why don't you marry her?

Dentist: I can't afford to. She's my best patient.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?