What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !