What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.

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Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint