Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.