Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

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Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.