Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.