Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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Why was the broom late for school?

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.