Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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What do an eagle and a broom have in common?

They both fly but the broom doesn't.

Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P