Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

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What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P