Why was the broom late to the meeting?

It over swept

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What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Sweep Jokes More Sweep Jokes

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.