How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

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Steven Spellberg!

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

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Get a broom.

What happens next?

The broom gets sweepy.

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!