What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Box Jokes More Box Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What's the best sport to learn when you are moving?

A: Boxing