How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D