How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

What did the hippie say about all of the math problems?

They're all, like, equal to me...

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.