How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What dance do hippies hate?

A square dance.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear?

To hide his booty.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Where do snowmen keep their money ?

In a snowbank !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.