How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Where do you hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.