How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.