How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ?

Weight for it...

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.