What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

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What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.