What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.

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What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.