What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

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Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.