What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

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Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.