What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

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Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

What do you call a sober Irishman?

A liar.

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What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What is, aside from being rubber, the similarity between an old car tire and 365 used condoms?

It was a Good Year...