Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?

A 2na

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

What was Spider Man's major in college?

Web Design.

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Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What is long and hard on a Newfie?

Grade 1.

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What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level