Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

College Jokes More College Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

How did the calf's final exam turn out?

Grade A!

What are the four hardest years of a police officer's life?

The first grade.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level