Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

College Jokes More College Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

a computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.