Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

How high is a stoner sailor?

Sea Level.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level