Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Why couldn't the little mermaid get into college?

Her GPA was unda da C.

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

Third Grade!

What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?

A: Grade six.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Sea Level Jokes More Sea Level Jokes

Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level