What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Previous Random Joke Next
Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why don't hipsters like fishing?

It's too mainstream.