What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.