What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

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What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy?

Edit: Whoops wrong sub.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What's the difference... ...between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this