What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !