He's living under a rock.
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
They like rock.
She had a weast infection.