Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What country do I live?

Iran

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

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What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.