Why is Patrick so dumb?

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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He's living under a rock.

Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.