Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Where do poor Italians live?

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What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.