Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.