Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

What would romantic living dead movie be called?

Zombaes

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What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Why did Patrick's girlfriend have to go to the doctor?

She had a weast infection.

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.