Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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How do you spell hypocrisy?

R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.