Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.

Vw Jokes More Vw Jokes

Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

A: Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.