Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?

Al Caprawn !

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

sea urchingine

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why are there no stray dogs in China?

Have you heard of stray chickens

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What does a Latina like on her bagel?

Papi seeds.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!