What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.