What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

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Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

Because its two tyred

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.