Bicycle Jokes

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

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It was two tired.

Because they're two tired

Because it was two-tiered.

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Organized crime!

Because it was too tired. :)

Because its two tyred

The cigarette.

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

It's two tired.

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Because it's two-tired

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

because it was two-tired.

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Because than it would be REcycling

It was too tired...

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.

Because it was two tired...

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Your bicycle.

The rightful owner of both is white

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

Because it was two-tired

Because they're two-tired.

A tyre (attire)

Because you never forget!

It could be your bicycle!

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

he was two-tired...

It was 2 tired...

Because it's two tired.

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

A: Because he was a gold fish.

Because I threw a microwave at him

Bike carbonate of soda !

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

When it turns into a driveway.

They both can't ride bicycles.

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Because it was two-tyred.

It was two tired.

Because it is two-tired!!!!

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They are two tired

because it is two-tyred.

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

It's scales !

Because they're Master Baiters.

Antique farm equipment!

Organized crime!

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

Organized crime!

Organized crime

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

Because the chicken was having a day off !

Because she was an operetta (operator).

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

You'll know if she was faking it.

Bicycle Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Why did the bicycle stop moving?

How is a fish like a bicycle?

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own ?

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

Why did the bicycle fall down?

What do you call three lesbians on a bicycle?

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Why did the bicycle fall over??

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Why did the unicycle win the race?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle?

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

What elephant and a canary and in common?

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a uni cycle?

Why is the bicycle unable to stay up?

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

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