Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him