Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why dont bicycles pedal backwards???

Because than it would be REcycling

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.