What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

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What did one mexican say to the other mexican when there were no room in the van?

Yo no space.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"