Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

Unwrap Jokes More Unwrap Jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift