Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !