Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

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What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!