What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

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I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

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