What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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Why was the Mexican tire sad?

Because it was despair

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

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What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)