What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why do you never see Mexicans with acne?

They keep slipping off.

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What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

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Celine Dijon