What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)