What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?

Celine Dijon

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!