Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.