What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

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What do you call a pig who overacts?

A ham ham.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum