What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol

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What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum