What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

What's green, has a cape, and flies?

Super Pickle!

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

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Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum