What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

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They only ever have carrion baggage.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."