What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Why did jesus not go to australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

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Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum