What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."