Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What should you say to a pig on roller skates?

Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.