Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence