Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.