Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

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What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.