What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.