Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
