Rank Jokes

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.