How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

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Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

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Why are sergeants so successful in physical contests?

Three stripes, you rout.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.