How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Adida Jokes More Adida Jokes

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.