How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What does a Russian burglar wear?

In a Russian accent ) robber boots

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Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe?

Spot.

Stripe Jokes More Stripe Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

Rank Jokes More Rank Jokes

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Adida Jokes More Adida Jokes

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...