How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

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Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.