How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

What was the Russian mohel's name?

Borris Kutchyakockoff

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How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for the fresh prints.

What do you call the spot on the ground just bellow the red keep?

King's Landing

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How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

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How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.