Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

What is something long and hard that a Polish Bride gets on her wedding day?

A last name.