How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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What was sonic's diet advice to mario?

Gotta go fast

What did the underscore say when he got up to leave?

Gotta Dash!

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.