How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

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When you gonna be famous?

I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'

How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

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What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!