What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.