How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

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Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What do you call a Polish aardvark?

A Polaark!

How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...