What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

i'm serious... help.