What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call a water on a baby deer?

fondue

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.