What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

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What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "