What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!